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I Dreamed a Dream

I’ll bet Susan Boyle was impressed by the weather in Hollywood, as she told People in this article. The grim rain that November in Scotland brings must feel a world away from Hollywood.

I’m glad that Susan is back on track after her stay in the Priory earlier this year. She looks great after her Harper’s makeover.

I will be in the UK for the November 23rd release of her new album (coincidentally — I’m not such a huge fan that I planned it that way). So I will be one of the first in the queue to buy the silver-haired Scottish songstress’s CD.

In fact, I will buy two. One for me, and one for my mother in law. I dreamed a dream that Christmas shopping would be complete in November…

Maclaren recall

Maclaren strollerWe bought our Maclaren Twin Techno within the recalled period (1999-present), but I don’t think we’re eligible for the repair kit.

The recall only seems to cover strollers purchased in the US. Because we bought ours in the UK, it seems that the potential amputation of our children’s fingers isn’t worth correcting on the company’s dime.

I’m having trouble understanding why the Maclarens meet British and European safety standards, but not American.

Maybe I will try to fill out the recall form, and see what the company says. Let’s hope the serial numbers are the same in the US and UK….

Parking hospitality

Expired metersWhile meeting a friend for a coffee at the hipster Buckhead spot Sip, I realized that the 45 minutes I had paid for on the parking meter had expired. I hustled over to my car, ready with an explanation about why I was late, expecting to find the traffic cop with a ticket at the ready.

But I returned to find an expired meter, with a ticketless car. My time was up, but nobody cared.

I never owned a car in London, in part because I was intimidated by the parking police. They circled parked cars like sharks, with tickets at the ready, so as soon as the meter time was up, they pounced.

I saw drivers sprinting towards them, begging, sometimes weeping, with the cop, but almost never succeeding in avoiding the ticket.

And that ticket generally cost more than 50 pounds. My coffee friend told me that if I had gotten a ticket, I could expect to pay about twelve dollars.

In terms of parking, Atlanta really is the land of the free.

Hotlanta

A beautiful November day
Here we are, in early November, and it’s a day more beautiful than any I can remember in London. It’s sunny, warm, but not too hot, with a light, crisp breeze.

During a trip to Trader Joe’s, I ran into a fellow preschool mom wearing shorts. While living in London, I only wore shorts to the gym. The weather was rarely good enough to expose legs.

Atlantans don’t know how good they have it.

Election Day Gratitude

I'm a Georgia VoterI took my toddler to vote for the first time today. But that wasn’t the only novelty of our trip to the polls today — it was the first time in nearly a decade that I’ve come face to face with an American ballot box.

For the past eight years, I have been voting by absentee ballot from London, so I had forgotten just how grateful campaign volunteers are for voters.

A truck covered with campaign signs and bumper stickers drove by as we left the polling station. People leaned out and shouted, “Thanks for voting!” even though they had no idea whether or not I had voted for their candidate — or even if I had voted at all.

I could have just been loitering with my kid outside the polling station, which was also a school, so that would not have been unusual.

The poll volunteers handed out free “Georgia Voter” stickers to adults and children. And they all smiled and told me how wise I was to introduce a little one to the practice of voting.

Of course, who enjoys pushing buttons more than a toddler? Choosing city councillors, judges and a mayor by touching a computer screen provided us with several minutes of entertainment, if not a lifelong commitment to civic duty.

As dual British/American citizens, my kids will be able to vote in not one, but two national elections. Last year, I was in awe of my newfound ability to cast ballots in London’s mayoral race, the US primaries and of course, the all-important presidential election, all in 2008.

Before I became a British citizen, I couldn’t vote in local elections — but of course, I was required to pay taxes (I learned why taxation without representation was so very irritating to the colonial settlers).

Now my British husband has to bear the burden of paying taxes to a local government he can’t elect. He will have to walk by the polling station, his shirt empty of the “Georgia Voter” sticker, without a single “thank you for voting” shout out ringing in his ears.

But when the UK elections roll round, I’m sure he’ll be pleased for an opportunity to cast a ballot in a hotly contested race for Prime Minister, long after the local election hoopla in Atlanta has died down.

Vestiges of Halloween Hoopla

Trick or treatingAfter spending more than $100 on candy and costumes, hiking up steep wet driveways to procure treats and watching the kids eat way too many lollipops, I can safely say that Halloween ’09 was a success.

It was the first official Halloween for the kids, and for my British husband, and it came with a reminder of home — the drizzly rain that fell through most of last night’s festivities was just like London’s autumn weather (and actually, spring, summer and winter weather, too).

We were mildly alarmed when the double buggy slipped on wet leaves while heading down our neighbors’ driveways, but that added to the spookiness.

Our house was by far the least decorated on the block, but the locals patronized it anyway. When I saw how much trouble our neighbors had gone to in stringing lights and cobwebs around their yard, I resolved to be better prepared next year.

We left a big bowl of unattended candy outside our front door while we took our kids trick or treating, and it was empty when we returned at 8:30.

So was one of the three mini pumpkins I had put out in a last ditch attempt to look festive. I hope the thief found a good use for it — I am stumped about what to do with mini pumpkins post Halloween.

Shady Slim

I find it very odd that Andre Agassi would employ an assistant who abused crystal meth, even if he did have a cool name like Slim.

Wouldn’t a professional athlete want a healthy, drug free assistant? Or, if one wasn’t available, how about a druggie who was a bit more discreet?

Maybe Slim could have waited until he got home to snort his meth. If he enjoyed dissolving it into Coke, as Agassi says, he shouldn’t have had too tough a time concealing the habit.

I am now nostalgic for the late ’90s, when the economy was robust enough to offer job security to people like Slim. He not only tempted his famous boss to risk his career by snorting illegal drugs right alongside him, but also got high himself while assisting him.

Of course, Agassi ultimately fired Slim. I wonder what finally sealed his fate, if getting high on the job was acceptable.

Halloween Hysteria

Target Halloween display
Having spent the past seven or so Halloweens living outside of the US, I am now blown away by the level of haunted decor that our new neighbors use to mark the holiday.

In London, it was easy to forget that Halloween had arrived. There were few, if any, decorations — at least in our West London neighborhood.
Headless ghouls
Here, it’s impossible to ignore. Each house has more elaborate — and more terrifying — decorations, from store bought headless ghouls, to homemade cotton spider webs.

One neighbor has built a mini graveyard, complete with ghoulish hands reaching out from the ground. Another has made an incredibly creepy looking parade of skeletons wearing suits.

Candy in the aislesI had forgotten about the over-the-top store displays, with an orgy of candy in each aisle.

You could find Halloween candy in UK super markets, but not nearly as much as you see here. And it was much more discreetly presented.

We asked a neighbor here how much candy we should buy for trick or treaters. Her eyes grew wide. “Tons,” she said.

Doctors' door
Even our kids’ pediatrician’s office is in on the fun — with smiling jack o’ lanterns pasted on the door, as though to welcome trick or treaters.

If I were a kid, I’d have nightmares about the skeletons, ghosts and ghouls I saw in front of nearly every house. But if you grow up with it, you must get used to it. Kids seem to love it. In fact, I saw our neighbor’s son helping to craft the skeleton parade in his front lawn.

It all feels a world away from last Halloween, which we spent in Paris. It was a bit cold, rainy, and devoid of any spooky decor, but lots of fun anyway.

Say Anything

After celebrating five years of marriage, my British husband made a startling revelation: he had never seen “Say Anything.” In fact, he had never heard of it.

I was flabbergasted. Back in the early ’90s, it was hard to spend a weekend with my female or male friends without hearing a quote from that movie.

Boys used to like to compare themselves favorably to Lloyd Dobler, played geekily but lovably by John Cusack: “I’m the type of guy who would tell a girl to watch out for broken glass on the ground — like that scene in ‘Say Anything.'”

Girls would sigh, and say they were looking for a guy who wore his heart on his sleeve — like Lloyd (“I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.”)

And of course, my husband and I are not the only ones celebrating a milestone — the iconic film turns 20 this year.

I tried to explain to my husband why the movie is such a cult classic. Surely, the image of Lloyd holding a boom box over his head, blasting “In Your Eyes,” outside his estranged girlfriend’s window was poignant enough to cement it into the archives of any culture.

Or maybe the idea of anyone, Lloyd Dobler included, playing Peter Gabriel outside an ex’s house offends the British psyche. In a land where boys like to play it cool, and refuse to admit affection for anyone unless several pints of lager are involved, overt gestures of love don’t translate well onto the screen.

Luckily, my husband has agreed to watch it, so I will be able to embark on a cultural journey: is “Say Anything” appealing to Brits and Americans alike?

Vaccinate debate

H1N1 vaccineWe had our three year old vaccinated against H1N1 today, because our pediatrician offered, and we happened to have a doctor’s appointment booked for this afternoon (excuse the blurry photo — taking a picture while holding a disgruntled toddler on an examining table proved difficult).

I was a bit wary, because the vaccine had been rushed to the market, but the doctor was incredibly enthusiastic, and told me that my concerns were unfounded.

And our poor kids have been poked like pin cushions by an array of shots over the past year, because schools here require more inoculations than their counterparts in the UK.

Did we do the right thing?